STUPID COW!
Oh do I have a story about Truffles!
She said my shirt looked horrible and that I must have no taste. I was so upset at the time that I threw away my shirt in the dump. I was never expecting to see the shirt or her again for a while, but she came up to me and apologised for being a meanie and gave me a gift.
When I got home I opened it and you'll never guess what it was...
It was the shirt I threw away in the dump!! She didn't even realise! What a pathetic pig. She's going to have NO friends when I tell Tangy about this! >:(
Horrible old dump-stealing pig :(
posted by Cmdr_Zorg @ 3:51 PM
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yes first comment
btw I have a story to relate to this
mite take 3 minutes but..
ok so my sis in rl wanted a wallet so she told my mum if she could get one so then this ugly fat lady cow said oh no wallets so then I told the ugly cow ' not very nice my sister was not even talking to you or looking at you so plz be nicer ' yea..
two minutes..close but still
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I hope Truffles moves out of your town. I just know she just wants you to have bad style. Make sure you tell Tangy about it soon. Her popularity will be GONE! (the "somewhat sucsess of making others uncool" kind of popularity)
Hey here's some advice for Truffles to move out. Push her around three (or more) times a day. Hit her with an axe 3 (or more) times a day. Send her grabage in the mail. Push her in pitfalls (to do that, dig up a pitfall and burry it near her. Then push her in and laugh. BUT WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT I REAPET DO NOT TALK TO HER WHILE SHE'S IN THE PITFALL. That will help her up. And lastly, don't talk to her offten or at all. But i you feel like talking to her, say nasty things to her. ( Like if she say's do you like this outfit on me? and she gives you the option of saying no SAY NO!!!!!!!!!). Okay this worked for me so I hope it works for you. Note: This will work for any villeger as well as EVEIL truffles. She told me my outfit disghn was so hidious she wanted to puke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what dump?!
:O I love Truffles!
The evil squirrels are attacking take cover! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah they are going through my stuff! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah they took my socks! EVIL SOCK STEALING SQUIRELLS RUN AWAY. I ALSO HATE BUNNIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Truffles is a pig.
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